There are a lot of different reasons for wanting to destroy a CD. Maybe it's a crappy band like U2, or a CD that you burned with stuff that you don't want anyone to see on it, either way, you don't want that CD to ever be played again. Here we will outline several methods for doing this, all work equally well, but some are more intense than others. Intensity will be rated using the internationally accepted intensity scale of Vin Diesels (1-5 Vin Diesels: the more Vin Diesels, the more intense).
1) Microwave It: Put the CD in the microwave until it starts to crack and spark and stuff. Watch it for a second, and then turn off the microwave.
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2) Shoot It: Get a gun and pump it full of lead. A shotgun, handgun, rifle, or BB gun will work.
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3) Break It: Put it in a newspaper or t-shirt and snap it in half. Do it in your bare hands if you are super manly.
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4) Put a Warning on It: Okay, so it isn't quite destroyed, but if your warning is good enough, we guarantee that no one will use it. Ours said "Warning: Trying To Use This CD Will Result In Infertility".
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5) Scratch It: Scratch it, a lot. Make sure that it is really scratchy. You can even get creative with it (we didn't).
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6) Disguise It: This is another one that doesn't really destroy it, we were just in the mood for drawing a mustache on something.
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7) Burn It: Incinerate it with your flamethrower.
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1) Microwave It: Put the CD in the microwave until it starts to crack and spark and stuff. Watch it for a second, and then turn off the microwave.
Intensity Rating:
2) Shoot It: Get a gun and pump it full of lead. A shotgun, handgun, rifle, or BB gun will work.
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3) Break It: Put it in a newspaper or t-shirt and snap it in half. Do it in your bare hands if you are super manly.
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4) Put a Warning on It: Okay, so it isn't quite destroyed, but if your warning is good enough, we guarantee that no one will use it. Ours said "Warning: Trying To Use This CD Will Result In Infertility".
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5) Scratch It: Scratch it, a lot. Make sure that it is really scratchy. You can even get creative with it (we didn't).
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6) Disguise It: This is another one that doesn't really destroy it, we were just in the mood for drawing a mustache on something.
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7) Burn It: Incinerate it with your flamethrower.
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