HE'S RIGHT! HE JUST KEEPS ON HOLDING HIS BREATH!!
Friday, October 28, 2011
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
In Kung Fu Panda 2, Po is now living his dream as The Dragon Warrior, protecting the Valley of Peace alongside his friends and fellow kung fu masters, The Furious Five. But Po's new life of awesomeness is threatened by the emergence of a formidable villain, who plans to use a secret, unstoppable weapon to conquer China and destroy kung fu. Po must look to his past and uncover the secrets of his mysterious origins; only then will he be able to unlock the strength he needs to succeed.
Cars 2 (2011)
Star racecar Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) and the incomparable tow truck Mater (Larry the Cable Guy) take their friendship to exciting new places in Cars 2 when they head overseas to compete in the first-ever World Grand Prix to determine the world's fastest car. But the road to the championship is filled with plenty of potholes, detours and hilarious surprises when Mater gets caught up in an intriguing adventure of his own: international espionage. Mater finds himself torn between assisting Lightning McQueen in the high-profile race and towing the line in a top-secret mission orchestrated by master British super spy Finn McMissile (Michael Caine) and the stunning spy-in-training Holley Shiftwell (Emily Mortimer)
Cars (2006)
A pedal-to-the-metal race car determined to prove his worth on the tracks discovers that life isn't always about crossing the finish line first in Toy Story director John Lasseter's mechanically minded tale of friendship and loyalty. Lightning McQueen (voice of Owen Wilson) may be just a rookie, but he's convinced that he can realize his dream of zooming by the checkered flag if he can only make it to California in time to compete in the upcoming Piston Cup Championship. When Lightning takes a detour into the slow-moving, Route 66 town of Radiator Springs, however, it begins to appear as if his shot at the big time has effectively stalled out. Of course, Lightning's exciting cross-country trek wasn't all for naught, and after befriending such quirky Radiator Springs residents as Sally the Porsche (voice of Bonnie Hunt), Doc Hudson (voice of Paul Newman), and Mater the Tow Truck (voice of Larry the Cable Guy), the eager young racer learns that sometimes life is more about the voyage than the outcome of the race.
What you see of the sun
If You Look In The Sun RIGHT NOW, You Are Technically Looking Back In Time Because It Takes Eight Minutes For The Sun's Light To Reach The Earth.
Therefore, The Image Of The Sun In The Sky Outside Your Window At This Moment Is Actually What The Sun Looked Like Eight Minutes Ago.
Hillariously Smart
Only 55% of Americans know that the Sun is a star.
Well it includes north AND south America
Well it includes north AND south America
Teamwork Proposal
"Will You Marry Me??"
PS- Does anybody else notice that the hamster on top is looking at the other one's butt?
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Words
Women Speak About 7000 Words A Day.
The Average Man Averages Just Over 2000.
Yeahhhhhh not THAT hard to believe.
How To Destroy A CD
There are a lot of different reasons for wanting to destroy a CD. Maybe it's a crappy band like U2, or a CD that you burned with stuff that you don't want anyone to see on it, either way, you don't want that CD to ever be played again. Here we will outline several methods for doing this, all work equally well, but some are more intense than others. Intensity will be rated using the internationally accepted intensity scale of Vin Diesels (1-5 Vin Diesels: the more Vin Diesels, the more intense).
1) Microwave It: Put the CD in the microwave until it starts to crack and spark and stuff. Watch it for a second, and then turn off the microwave.
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2) Shoot It: Get a gun and pump it full of lead. A shotgun, handgun, rifle, or BB gun will work.
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3) Break It: Put it in a newspaper or t-shirt and snap it in half. Do it in your bare hands if you are super manly.
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4) Put a Warning on It: Okay, so it isn't quite destroyed, but if your warning is good enough, we guarantee that no one will use it. Ours said "Warning: Trying To Use This CD Will Result In Infertility".
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5) Scratch It: Scratch it, a lot. Make sure that it is really scratchy. You can even get creative with it (we didn't).
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6) Disguise It: This is another one that doesn't really destroy it, we were just in the mood for drawing a mustache on something.
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7) Burn It: Incinerate it with your flamethrower.
Intensity Rating:
1) Microwave It: Put the CD in the microwave until it starts to crack and spark and stuff. Watch it for a second, and then turn off the microwave.
Intensity Rating:
2) Shoot It: Get a gun and pump it full of lead. A shotgun, handgun, rifle, or BB gun will work.
Intensity Rating:
3) Break It: Put it in a newspaper or t-shirt and snap it in half. Do it in your bare hands if you are super manly.
Intensity Rating:
4) Put a Warning on It: Okay, so it isn't quite destroyed, but if your warning is good enough, we guarantee that no one will use it. Ours said "Warning: Trying To Use This CD Will Result In Infertility".
Intensity Rating:
5) Scratch It: Scratch it, a lot. Make sure that it is really scratchy. You can even get creative with it (we didn't).
Intensity Rating:
6) Disguise It: This is another one that doesn't really destroy it, we were just in the mood for drawing a mustache on something.
Intensity Rating:
7) Burn It: Incinerate it with your flamethrower.
Intensity Rating:
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Captain America: The First Avenger will focus on the early days of the Marvel Universe when Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) volunteers to participate in an experimental program that turns him into the Super Soldier known as Captain America. As Captain America, Rogers joins forces with Bucky Barnes (Sebastian Stan) and Peggy Carter (Hayley Atwell) to wage war on the evil HYDRA organization, led by the villainous Red Skull.My Thoughts: Lots of action, suspense, and curiosity shall definitely be present in your mind while watching this movie.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Phineas And Ferb Across The Second Dimension (2011)
Phineas and Ferb, unaware that Doofenshmirtz aspires to being evil, help him to effect a portal to a parallel universe. In that universe, they discover a truly evil Doofenschmirtz who has conquered the Tri-State Area and rules with a robotic, iron fist. Ultimately, Perry must form an alliance with the usual gang and their doppelgangers to save two Tri-State Areas.My Thoughts: A very funny movie with some action and thrills on the side.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Non-Torrent Links (VERY IMPORTANT)
Hey Guys!
The NON Torrent link games/softwares shall be removed from me because they are corrupt.
Sorry for the inconvinience.
--> Hellboy
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Ryan And Sean's Not So Excellent Adventure (2008)
A down and out movie producer enlists the aid of two internet superstars in resurrecting his failing career in this comedy starring YouTube sensations Ryan
Higa and Sean Fujiyoshi. Ryan and Sean are two young web celebrities in search of a little exposure. Their dreams of worldwide stardom soon become a reality when a struggling LA producer is given thirty days to turn out a hit, and calls on YouTube's most popular funnymen to help him produce a true Hollywood miracle.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Final Destination 4 (2009)
With little of the ingenuity of previous installments, The Final Destination is predictable, disposable horror fare.Story: The Final Destination series gets a kick-start with this fourth outing, headed up by the production team behind the second film -- director David R. Ellis and writer Eric Bress. The New Line franchise will be presented for the first time in 3-D
with this install
ment focusing on a teenager that dodges a trip to the grave at a racetrack, only to find that death has a way of equaling the playing field after the fact. Shantel VanSanten, Bobby Campo, and Hayley Webb star in the sequel.
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Final Destination 3 is more of the same: gory and pointless, with nowhere new to go.Story: Death once again shows he's determined to get what he wants in this teen-centric thriller. Wendy (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) is a high school student hanging out with her friends at an amusement park one night when they decide to r
ide on the roller coaster. Wendy, however, has a premonition that something horrible will happen, and finds a way to save herself shortly before the ride goes off the rails, killing most of its passengers, including her boyfriend, Jason (Jesse Mos
s), and best friend, Carrie (Gina Holden). However, while Wendy may have survived the night at the park, she soon discovers that a malevolent spirit is following her and her classmates as they begin dying in strange and horrible ways. Wendy learns th
at a series of snapshots taken that evening give clues to the mayhem that
followed her pals, and she teams up with Kevin (Ryan Merriman), Carrie's sweetheart, to try to warn the potential victims about the fates soon to befall them. Final Destination 3 was directed and co-scripted by James Wong, who also helmed the first two films in the franchise.
Final Destination 2 (2003)
This sequel is little more than an excuse to stage elaborate, gory scenes of characters getting killed off.
Story: Death lurks, and two teenage girls try to figure out where he's heading, in this sequel to the unexpected teen horror hit Final Destination. As Clear Rivers (Ali Larter), the only surviving passenger of the ill-fated Flight 180, waits in a mental institutio
n, certain Death will claim her, Kim (A.J. Cook), who has begun to display precognitive powers, is driving along the highway when she sees a terrible accident in which several cars crash into a logging truck. Moments later, the horrible vision is gone, b
ut Kim is certain she saw an accident that was supposed to happen but didn't...and now Death will track down the souls he meant to take that day who slipped through his fingers. A police officer, Thomas Burke (Michael Lan
des), believes there's a germ of truth in Kim's story, and teams her up with Clear in hopes that together they can help prevent Death from snuffing out any more of the people involves in the accident that wasn't. Tony Todd als
o returns from the first film as Mr. Bludworth.
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