HE'S RIGHT! HE JUST KEEPS ON HOLDING HIS BREATH!!
Friday, October 28, 2011
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
In Kung Fu Panda 2, Po is now living his dream as The Dragon Warrior, protecting the Valley of Peace alongside his friends and fellow kung fu masters, The Furious Five. But Po's new life of awesomeness is threatened by the emergence of a formidable villain, who plans to use a secret, unstoppable weapon to conquer China and destroy kung fu. Po must look to his past and uncover the secrets of his mysterious origins; only then will he be able to unlock the strength he needs to succeed.
Cars 2 (2011)
Star racecar Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) and the incomparable tow truck Mater (Larry the Cable Guy) take their friendship to exciting new places in Cars 2 when they head overseas to compete in the first-ever World Grand Prix to determine the world's fastest car. But the road to the championship is filled with plenty of potholes, detours and hilarious surprises when Mater gets caught up in an intriguing adventure of his own: international espionage. Mater finds himself torn between assisting Lightning McQueen in the high-profile race and towing the line in a top-secret mission orchestrated by master British super spy Finn McMissile (Michael Caine) and the stunning spy-in-training Holley Shiftwell (Emily Mortimer)
Cars (2006)
A pedal-to-the-metal race car determined to prove his worth on the tracks discovers that life isn't always about crossing the finish line first in Toy Story director John Lasseter's mechanically minded tale of friendship and loyalty. Lightning McQueen (voice of Owen Wilson) may be just a rookie, but he's convinced that he can realize his dream of zooming by the checkered flag if he can only make it to California in time to compete in the upcoming Piston Cup Championship. When Lightning takes a detour into the slow-moving, Route 66 town of Radiator Springs, however, it begins to appear as if his shot at the big time has effectively stalled out. Of course, Lightning's exciting cross-country trek wasn't all for naught, and after befriending such quirky Radiator Springs residents as Sally the Porsche (voice of Bonnie Hunt), Doc Hudson (voice of Paul Newman), and Mater the Tow Truck (voice of Larry the Cable Guy), the eager young racer learns that sometimes life is more about the voyage than the outcome of the race.
What you see of the sun
If You Look In The Sun RIGHT NOW, You Are Technically Looking Back In Time Because It Takes Eight Minutes For The Sun's Light To Reach The Earth.
Therefore, The Image Of The Sun In The Sky Outside Your Window At This Moment Is Actually What The Sun Looked Like Eight Minutes Ago.
Hillariously Smart
Only 55% of Americans know that the Sun is a star.
Well it includes north AND south America
Well it includes north AND south America
Teamwork Proposal
"Will You Marry Me??"
PS- Does anybody else notice that the hamster on top is looking at the other one's butt?
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Words
Women Speak About 7000 Words A Day.
The Average Man Averages Just Over 2000.
Yeahhhhhh not THAT hard to believe.
How To Destroy A CD
There are a lot of different reasons for wanting to destroy a CD. Maybe it's a crappy band like U2, or a CD that you burned with stuff that you don't want anyone to see on it, either way, you don't want that CD to ever be played again. Here we will outline several methods for doing this, all work equally well, but some are more intense than others. Intensity will be rated using the internationally accepted intensity scale of Vin Diesels (1-5 Vin Diesels: the more Vin Diesels, the more intense).
1) Microwave It: Put the CD in the microwave until it starts to crack and spark and stuff. Watch it for a second, and then turn off the microwave.
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2) Shoot It: Get a gun and pump it full of lead. A shotgun, handgun, rifle, or BB gun will work.
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3) Break It: Put it in a newspaper or t-shirt and snap it in half. Do it in your bare hands if you are super manly.
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4) Put a Warning on It: Okay, so it isn't quite destroyed, but if your warning is good enough, we guarantee that no one will use it. Ours said "Warning: Trying To Use This CD Will Result In Infertility".
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5) Scratch It: Scratch it, a lot. Make sure that it is really scratchy. You can even get creative with it (we didn't).
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6) Disguise It: This is another one that doesn't really destroy it, we were just in the mood for drawing a mustache on something.
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7) Burn It: Incinerate it with your flamethrower.
Intensity Rating:
1) Microwave It: Put the CD in the microwave until it starts to crack and spark and stuff. Watch it for a second, and then turn off the microwave.
Intensity Rating:
2) Shoot It: Get a gun and pump it full of lead. A shotgun, handgun, rifle, or BB gun will work.
Intensity Rating:
3) Break It: Put it in a newspaper or t-shirt and snap it in half. Do it in your bare hands if you are super manly.
Intensity Rating:
4) Put a Warning on It: Okay, so it isn't quite destroyed, but if your warning is good enough, we guarantee that no one will use it. Ours said "Warning: Trying To Use This CD Will Result In Infertility".
Intensity Rating:
5) Scratch It: Scratch it, a lot. Make sure that it is really scratchy. You can even get creative with it (we didn't).
Intensity Rating:
6) Disguise It: This is another one that doesn't really destroy it, we were just in the mood for drawing a mustache on something.
Intensity Rating:
7) Burn It: Incinerate it with your flamethrower.
Intensity Rating:
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Captain America: The First Avenger will focus on the early days of the Marvel Universe when Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) volunteers to participate in an experimental program that turns him into the Super Soldier known as Captain America. As Captain America, Rogers joins forces with Bucky Barnes (Sebastian Stan) and Peggy Carter (Hayley Atwell) to wage war on the evil HYDRA organization, led by the villainous Red Skull.My Thoughts: Lots of action, suspense, and curiosity shall definitely be present in your mind while watching this movie.
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